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Home of the 2006 Kentucky Derby Winner Barbaro
"One lives in the world's memory only by what they have done on the world's behalf"

"The Astro Racing Form" (ARF)~
Courtesy of Friar Tuck and Maid M.

"Let’s see now......Who won that three horse race named after the nursery rhyme lady by 19 ¼  lengths, setting a stakes record in the process? Oh, her margin of victory eclipsed Ruffian’s 13 ½ length win in 1975...1 Apr 2004 Aries Zenyatta did indeed stay perfect in the Vanity Handicap.  It’s the Clement Hirsch next for her......30 Jan 2007 Aquarius Decelerator won the Debutante......9 Mar 2004 Pisces Rahy’s Attorney set a course record at Woodbine Saturday......It was 16 Apr 2005 Aries Kodiak Kowboy winning the Donald LeVine at Philly Park.  He’s off to Saratoga now.......20 Mar 2006 Pisces/Aries depending on time Fame and Glory (GB) won the Irish Derby.  It helped that 6 Apr 2006 Aries Sea the Stars (IRE) bailed......It was Black Mamba with an encore in the Beverly Hills......"


"May The 'Horse' Be With You"!!!!

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"The Fur'Long & Short Of It"
Courtesy of SKUA, our man on the rail...


SKUA is a regular on
Robin Hood Radio (AM1020 WHDD 91.9FM). 
To listen to him live weekdays at 7:20 a.m. (ET) go to:
www.robinhoodradio.com, and "Listen Live".  To hear his feature, SKUA AT LARGE, anytime you like, go to www.robinhoodradio.com and click "On Demand".


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Another fantastic night last night in Heaven for Barbaro and all his equine friends.



Look What We Found In The Equine Heaven Archives!!
Flashback Alert...25 Ft. Loaf of Bread Anyone??!!!


.......let's see, where were we.....OH YA!!! BREAD ATTACK!!!  The Heavenly oven is at it's wits end trying to encapsulate Slew's supposedly "easy to make" loaf of Heavenly bread!!!  The hinges of the oven are making "creeking" and "groaning" noises as if it's gonna let go any second!!  You can see the Heavenly bread pushing itself against the glass of the oven door!!  The Heavenly foals are laughing and stomping their little hooves uncontrollaby as they watch Slew and Thunder panic!!!!   OH GREAT-JUST WHAT SLEW NEEDS!!--Here
comes the Heavenly "spit balls" directly aimed at Slew's giant chef's hat..SPLAT...RAT-A-TATTAT, five colts, all at once, all the while Slew and Thunder are frantically turning knobs and pushing buttons to prevent this bread from overtaking the entire Heavenly school!!!! Neither one of them are about to open the Heavenly oven door--NO
WAY!!!  The fillies are covering their little muzzles, trying to conceal their giggles as the boys keep "pelting" Slew with a continuous "blow" of little wet gobs of Heavenly paper!!!  Thunder keeps asking Slew repeatedly..."How much 'rapid rise yeast' did you put in that mixture..15 pounds!?!?"   Slew, trying to keep his chef's hat from falling off due to the enormous amount of Heavenly "spit balls" attached to it, looks at Thunder with wide eyes......"I put in what it said.....!!"  Thunder quickly looks back at the class and tries to regain some Heavenly order by asking the foals to take out their Equine Confirmation books and begin reading Chapter One.......YA RIGHT!!! That just got them more riled up, bucking and squealing, whinnying
with laughter as Slew tries to control his Heavenly bread fiasco!! OOPS!!  Here comes the paper airplanes!!!  As Slew and Thunder re-read the ingredients together, (they are a continuous target, a.k.a. "landing strip" for paper airplanes, which, might I add, now have "spit balls" glued to the noses of the planes), Thunder realizes that the mixture was only suppose to contain 2 cups of yeast, but Slew read the "bulk bread" ingredients, which called for 2 pounds!!!  YIKES!!!!   Gallant Secret and Ruffian, who were just down the hall and heard the commotion, came trotting in the classroom.........and much to their surprise, er, ah, not surprise, found Slew and Thunder with their
hooves and paws "full"!!!  Gallant Secret quickly headed towards the Heavenly oven and pulled the plug....while Ruffian stood at the front of the class clapping her front hooves together to settle down the foals!!! It took one word from Ruffian......"HEY!!"  You've never seen foals
gather in their seats so fast.....and as a tiny smile formed on Ruffian's lips, she could feel in her heart that "babies" were something that she could get used to......OH SECRETARIAT!!!!  That's another day, back to the Heavenly "Home-Ec" class and the "oh-so-easy-to-make-bread"!! Slew stared at the Heavenly door of the oven, almost contemplating
his plan of attack, running numbers in his mind, calculating minutes, exit and escape routes.....etc., etc.................Enough already...Slew opened the oven door........CLUNK----BOINNNGGGGG!!!!   Out catapulted the Heavenly bread at an accelerated speed undetectable by your Earthly (or our Heavenly) radar guns!!!---It was the first time Slew could ever remember the ADVANTAGE of jumping sideways out of the Earthly starting gate!!   He bounced to the left, barely missing the "loaf locamotive" and tumbled into the Heavenly play dough that was pre-mixed for the following day's ceramic's class!!!  The foals began laughing hysterically once again, as well as Ruffian, Thunder, and Gallant Secret, as Slew wiped "playdough" out of his eyes!!  Everyone was clapping with delight as the bread finally stopped near the back of the Heavenly classroom---hmmm, a twenty-five foot loaf of bread??? As Slew went over to check his creation, the little red "temperature button" wedged in the top of it, popped up..."PLOOOK!!"  Slew, with a huge smile on his face, stated the obvious to his students......
"Bread's Done"!!!!



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